It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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