If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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