Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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