Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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