i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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