Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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