my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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