Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
This girl is more easily done than said...
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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