Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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