Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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