i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Oh god it's open bar.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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