Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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