I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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