First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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