the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
