we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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