I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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