How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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