Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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