Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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