people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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