i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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