Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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