I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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