is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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