We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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