im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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