I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he puts the penis in happiness.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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