Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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