She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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