I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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