just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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