Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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