We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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