If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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