How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
