There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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