I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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