But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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