I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
only if we run a train.
done.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i now understand why vodka
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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