I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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