For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We talked him into tasing himself.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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