He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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