i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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