I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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