Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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