I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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