u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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