I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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