idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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