Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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