Your dad touched me again.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
wow bdsm is so cute
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