found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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