Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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