plz talk dirty to me
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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